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January 3rd
Joke and Trivia
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There was a man walking
down a beach in California. he stumbles across a lamp, and
out comes a genie. "I'm sick of granting wishes, so you
only get one wish", says the genie. The man thinks for
a minute, then replies: "I never been to Hawaii before.
I'm too scared to fly, and I get seasick. So I want a bridge
built to Hawaii".
The genie replies "That's too big of a wish". Think
of the Logistics of that. Think of how much concrete, how
much steel. How would the supports ever reach the bottom of
the Pacific Ocean?" No, no, think of another wish",
says the genie.
The guy thinks for a minute and says "I never really
understand my wife. What do women mean when they give you
the silent treatment?
What do women mean when they start staring, and making gestures
at you. I wish I could really understand women better.
The genie replies:
"You want that bridge with 2 lanes or 4?".
Elephant Stew.
1 Elephant, Medium Size
2 Rabbits (Optional)
Salt & Pepper to taste
Brown Gravy
Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces. This should take
about two months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over
a hot fire for about four weeks.
This will serve 3800 people.
If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this
only if necessary as some people do not like to find a hare
in their stew.
A Liberal
is a Conservative who hasn't been mugged yet.
-Frank
Rizzo, Philadelphia mayor.
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January
3rd Birthdays: |
Lloyd 'Lloyd Harlin
Polite Jr.' (1986)
Mel Gibson (1956)
Victor Borge (1919)
Victoria Principal (1946)
J.R.R. Tolkien (1892)
Ray MIlland (1905)
Anna May Wong (1905) |
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