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Deana Carter (1966)
Dave Folet (1963)
Michael Stipe (1962)
Patty Loveless (1957)
Tom Thumb (1838)
Matt Frewer (1958)
Julia Ormond (1965)
Dyan Cannon (1937)
Jane Wyman (1914)
Sir Isaac Newton (1643)
|"So, when you divide the
world into music lovers, music fans and then those people who
are just very casual about their music, it's wallpaper to them,
it's elevator music, it's just the thing that's playing in the
background that helps them through their day."
Laugh a Little
"A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular attrition of the weakest members."
" In much the same way, the human brain can only operate
as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol,
we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the
slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making
the brain a faster and more efficient machine."
"This is why you always feel smarter after a few beers!"
A (Generic Funny Minority) went to the appliance store sale
and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV,"
she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to (Generic
Funny Minority) s," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again
told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to (Generic Funny Minority) s,"
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went
for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color,
new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before
she again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't
sell to (Generic Funny Minority) s," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a (Generic
Funny Minority) ?"
"Because", he replied, "that's a microwave."
January 4th In Pop Culture History
► 1790 - President Washington delivered the 1st State
of the Union address
► 1896 - Utah became the 45th State
► 1936 - Billboard magazine published its 1st music
► 1971 - Congressional Black Caucus was founded
► 1975 - Elizabeth Ann Seton became the first US-born
► 1980 - The Unuted States boycotted the 1980 Moscow
► 1986 - Phil Lynott, frontman for Brit rockers Thin
Lizzy died from heart failure from pneumonia complications.
► 1995 - Newt Gingrich became Speaker of the US House
► 2007 - Nancy Pelosi was elected Speaker of the US
House of Reprentatives.