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January
7th Celebrity Birthdays
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"If you've wrecked one
train, you've wrecked them all."
Charles Addams (via Uncle Fester) (1912)
Erin Reynolds (1985)
Erin Gray (1950)
Katie Couric (1957)
Doug E. Doug (1970)
Nicolas Cage (1964)
Davis Caruso (1956)
Dustin Diamond (1977)
William Peter Blatty (1928)
Millard Fillmore (1800)
Vincent Gardenia (1922-1992) |
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January
7th's Daily Short n Punny Jokes
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were
eating a clown?
Does this taste funny to you?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
How can you tell if a groom is Polish?
He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.
When you leave school, you should become a bone specialist.
You've certainly got the head for it.
How are a chicken and a grape alike?
They are both purple... except for the chicken.
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January
7th's Writing Tip
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| Don't be redundant; don't
use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous. |
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January
7th's Other Fun Facts
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1608 - Fire destroyed the settlement of Jamestown, Virginia
► 1830 - The 1st U.S. Railroad Station opened in Baltimore,
MD
► 1929 - Drawn by Hal Foster, Edgar Rice Burroughs'
Tarzan comic strip 1st appeared
► 1929 - Buck Rogers, illustrate by Dick Calkins, appeared
in newspaper comics.
► 1927 - The Harlem Globtrotters play thier first game
in Hinkley, Ill.
► 1934 - Alex Raymond's 'Flash Gordon' comic strip debuted
in newspapers across the United states.
► 1966 - Gene Kiniski defeated long-time wrestling champ
Lou Thesz to become NWA champion.
► 1990 - The Leaning Tower of Piza was closed, citing
safety concerns, and after some repairs, reopened on June
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