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January 8th
Joke and Trivia
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The former kindergartners were trying to become accustomed
to first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted
on no babytalk.
"You need to use 'big people' words" she'd always
remind them.
She asked Wendy what she had done over the weekend?
"I went to visit my Nana"
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people
words"
She then asked Joey what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo." he said
"No, you took a ride on a TRAIN, use big people words"
She then asked Eddie what he had done
"I read a book" he replied.
"That's wonderful," the teacher said. "What
book did you read?"
Eddie thought about it, then puffed out his chest with great
pride and said,....
"Winnie the Sh*t."
Democracy
does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees
equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol
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January
8th Birthdays: | Elvis
Presley (1935 Larry Storch (1923) Graham Chapman (1941) Sean Paul
(1973) David Bowie (1947)
R. Kelly (1967)
Oliver Hardy (1892)
Jose Ferrer (1909) |
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