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January 12th
Joke and Trivia
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Tom had won a toy at
a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should
have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked...
"Who never talks back to mother?
... Who does everything she says?"
Five small voices answered in unison.
"Okay, dad, you get the toy."
What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
How are men like noodles?
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need
dough.
Why do men like BMWs?
They can spell it.
Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars?
At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months
or 10,000 miles, whichever came first.
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Well done is better than
well said.
-
Benjamin Franklin
(1706-1790)
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January
12th
Birthdays: | Melanie
Chisholm (1974)
Rob Zombie (1965)
Olivier Marinez (1966)
John Hancock
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