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January
13th Celebrity Birthdays
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Orlando Bloom (1977)
Rip Taylor (1937)
Charles Nelson Reilly (1931)
Patrick Dempsey (1966)
William Hung (1983)
Robert Stack (1919-2003)
Trace Atkins (1962)
Nicole Eggert (1972)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (1961)
Penelope Ann Miller (1964)
Trevor Rabin (1954)
Charles 'Mother Goose' Perrault (1628) |
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January
13th's Daily Jokes - Picking on Men
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Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God to Man: "So you would love her."
"But God", Man says, "why did you make her
so dumb?"
God replies: "So she would love you."
God created man before creating woman, because you need
a rough draft before creating a masterpiece.
Diamonds are a girl's best friends.
Dogs are man's best friend.
So which is the dumber sex?
Single women complain that all good men are married, while
all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This
confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
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January
13th's Animal Fact
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| Did you know that dolphins
are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can
train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw
them fish? |
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January
13th's Other Fun Facts
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► 1863 - Thomas Crapper
invented the portable toilet.
► 1888 - National Geographic Society was founded in
Washington, D.C.
► 1930 - Disney's 'Mickey Mouse' newspaper strip first
appeared.
► 1906 - The 1st radio set advertised (Telimco for $7.50
in Scientific American)
► 1959 - Motown Records is formed in Detroit.
► 1962 - Wilt Chamberlain of the Philadelphia Warriors
scored 73 points against Chicago
► 1986 - Johnny Cash performed his famous Folsom County
Jail show. |
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