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January
16th Celebrity Birthdays
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Aaliyah (1979-2001)
Ronnie Milsap (1944)
Sade (1959)
Debbie Allen (1950)
Ethel Merman (1908-1984)
Kate Moss (1974)
John Carpenter (1948)
A.J. Foyt (1935)
Garth Ennis (1970) |
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January
16th's Daily Joke
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There are three women walking in the woods, a (Generic
Funny Minority) , a brunette, and a red-head. They hear
someone behind them and start running. Ahead of them they
see a shack, which they run into.
Once inside they find the only thing in the shack were
three potato sacks. Each of the women jumps into a sack.
The person enters the shack and pokes the first bag (the
brunette).
She goes: "woof, woof".
The person says: "Oh, it's just a dog."
The person pokes the second sack (the red-head).
She goes: "meow".
The person says: "Oh, it's just a cat."
Then the person pokes the third sack (the Generic Funny
Minority).
She says: "Potatoes"
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January
16th's Fun Fact
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Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join
them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat
them”, because they will be expecting you to join them,
so you will have the element of surprise.
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them
speak.
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January
16th's Philosophical Thoughts
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► 1547 - Ivan the Terrible
crowned himself 1st Tsar of Moscow.
► 1776 - The U.S. Continental Congress approved the
enlistment of free men for the rebellion.
► 1920 - The 18th Amendment, Prohibition begins, alcoholic
beverages were made illegal in the United States.
► 1939 - The 'Superman' newspaper comic strip debuted.
► 1941 - War Department forms 1st Army Air Corps squadron,
The Tuskegee Airmen, for black cadets.
► 1976 - The 'Donny and Marie' musical variety show
premiered on ABC.
► 1984 - Paul and Linda McCartney were arrested in Barbados
for possession of marijuana. |
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