|
|
|
|
January 17th
Joke and Trivia
|
|
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot
was fully grown with a bad attitude and very rude. David tried
hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying
polite words, playing soft music, anything that came to mind.
Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, the bird got worse.
He shook the bird and the bird got madder and ruder. Finally,
in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer.
For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and
screaming and then, suddenly, all was quiet. David was frightened
that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened
the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's arm and said: "I'm
sorry that I offended you with my behavior and actions. I
ask for your forgiveness. I will try to check my behavior..."
David was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was
about to ask what changed him when the parrot continued, "May
I ask what exactly the chicken did?"
I would
have made a good Pope.
- - Richard M.
Nixon
(1913-1994)
|
|
|
|
|
January
17th
Birthdays: | DJ
Quik (1977)
Samantha Mumba (1983) | |
|
|
|
|
All logos and pictures are copyright
the individual creators, teams and owners. All rights are reserved for
them. We don't pretend or assume that we have anything to do with any
professional, semi-professional, or entertainment sports or publishing
organizations. This fan-based website is meant only for an open fan
forum, statistical information, and retail representation of product.
If you feel that we are unfairly infringing on any of your "intellectual
property", and want us to stop all or part of this site, we will
gladly work with you to stop any problem. If we think you are out of
line, we will tell the world that you're a big jerk, or words to that
effect.
Everything else Copyright © 1999-2008 Pop Culture Madness.com.
If we made an error, we will do whatever is reasonable to fix it. Otherwise,
we're all friends, right?
Privacy Statement: We will not sell, give
or share any personal information, including e-mail addresses, of any
of our visitors to anyone outside of Pop Culture Madness.com or our
affiliated sites. We do not accept outside popup advertsining , including
stealth tracking (outside of seeing what keywords are used to find our
pages). We do not accept any stealth or spyware advertisers or third
party sponsors of such programs. Pop Culture Madness.com and affiliated
sites do not send spam, offer get-rich-quick schemes, offer or suggest
"enhancement" devices or medications via e-mail. |
|
|
|
|
