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January
20th Celebrity Birthdays
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"Censorship is advertising
paid by the government."
- Federico Fellini (1920)
DeForest Kelly (1920-1999)
Tom Baker (1934)
Bill Maher (1956)
Slim Whitman (1924)
DeForest Kelley (1920)
Lorenzo Lamas (1958)
John Mochael Montgomery (1965)
Melissa Rivers (1968)
Kerri Kenney Silver (1970)
Bill Maher (1956)
Jamie Denton (1963)
Arte Johnson (1929)
George Burns (1896-1996) |
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January
20th's K-9 Joke
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The Champaign Ill. Police
Department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was somewhat
taken back by this recent incident.
Returning home from work, a (Generic Funny Minority) was shocked
to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned
the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and
a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a
leash, the woman ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight
of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps put her
face in her hands and moaned, "I come home to find all
my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what
do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!" |
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January
20th's Thing I Learned At The Movies
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| The ventilation system of
any building is the perfect hiding place - no one will ever
think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any
other part of the building undetected. |
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January
20th's Other Fun Facts
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► 1265 - 1st English
Parliament was called into session by Earl of Leicester.
► 1920 - Ameican Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) founded.
► 1930 - The first radio broadcast of 'The Lone Ranger'
took place in Detroit (WXYZ)
► 1965 - The Beatles appearred on ABC's Shindig.
► 1989 - Ronald Reagan became the 1st President elected
in a '0' year (1980) since 1840, to leave office as President
while still alive. |
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