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January
21st Celebrity Birthdays
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Wolfman Jack (1939-1995)
Emma Bunton (1976)
Placido Domingo (1941)
Geena Davis (1956)
Edwin Starr (1942)
Jim Jarmusch (1953)
Richie Havens (1941)
Billy Ocean (1950)
Jam Master Jay (1965-2002)
Rick Ross (1977)
Mac Davis (1942)
Jill Eikenberry (1947)
Telly Savalas (1924-1994) |
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January
21st's Superbowl Joke
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Bob received a free ticket
to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob
arrived at the stadium he realized the seat was in the last
row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear
Blimp than the field!
About halfway through the first quarter, Bob noticed an empty
seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50-yard line. He decided
to take a chance and made his way through the stadium and
around the security guards to the empty seat.
As he sat down, he asked the gentleman sitting next to him,
"Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?"
The man replied, "No."
Very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob
said to the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their
right mind would have a seat like this at the Superbowl and
not use it?!"
The man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me.
I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
This is the first Superbowl we haven't been to together since
we got married in 1967."
"That's really sad," said Bob. "But still, couldn't you find
someone to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?"
"No," the man replied. "They're all at her funeral." |
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January
21st's Other Joke
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Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over
to my left and there was this Mustang, with a woman driver,
doing 85 miles an hour, her face was next to the rear view
mirror, putting on eye liner.
I looked away for couple of seconds and when I looked up
again she was half way in my lane.
It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver in my
coffee and it spilled all over my cell phone.
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January
21st's Other True Facts
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► 1915 - Kiwanis International
was founded, in Detroit.
► 1970 - The Boeing 747, made its 1st commercial flight.
► 1977 - President Jimmy Carter pardoned most Vietnam
War draft evaders.
► 1998 - News of the Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton affair
is published, President Clinton says he "did not have
sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." |
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