Here's a little clarification of corporate lingo:

COMPETITIVE SALARY: 
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. 

JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY: 
We have no time to train you. 

CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE: 
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up well; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. 

MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED: 
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day. 

SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: 
Some time each night and some time each weekend. 

DUTIES WILL VARY: 
Anyone in the office can boss you around. 

MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL: 
We have no quality control. 

CAREER-MINDED: 
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way). 

APPLY IN PERSON: 
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled. 

NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE: 
We have filled the job. Our call for resumes is just a legal formality. 

SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.