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January
22nd Celebrity Birthdays
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Guy Fieri (1968)
Willa Ford (1981)
Ben Moody (1980)
Beverly Mitchell (1981)
Piper Laurie (1932)
Bill Bixby (1934-1993)
Orianthi (1985)
Sam Cooke (1931-1964)
Robert E. Howard (1906)
Diane Lane (1965)
Linda Blair (1959)
D.W. Griffith (1875-1948)
Francis Bacon (Sir) (1561)
Olivia d'Abo (1967)
Alex Ross (1970)
Steve Perry (1949)
DJ Jazzy Jeff (1965)
Malcolm McLaren (1946)
Michael Hutchence (1960) |
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January
22nd's Random Quote
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I don't know about being
crazy, but my pile of clay eyebrows is getting larger everyday.
- Sowelu |
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January
22nd's Corporte Lingo Explained
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COMPETITIVE SALARY:
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:
We have no time to train you.
CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up well; a
couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED:
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED:
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
DUTIES WILL VARY:
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL:
We have no quality control.
CAREER-MINDED:
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
APPLY IN PERSON:
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has
been filled.
NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE:
We have filled the job. Our call for resumes is just a legal
formality.
SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:
You'll need it to replace three people who just left. |
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January
22nd's Other Trivial Facts
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| ► 1973 - Roe vs Wade:
U.S. Supreme Court legalizes abortions. |
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