Here's a little more clarification of corporate lingo. 

PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST: 
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos. 

REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS: 
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. 

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS: 
Management communicates, you, figure out what they want and do. 

I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION:
I've used Microsoft Office. 

I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE:
I pilfer office supplies. 

MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES: 
I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had. 

I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK: 
I blame others for my mistakes. 

I'M PERSONABLE: 
I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers. 

I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL: 
I carry a Day-Timer. 

I AM ADAPTABLE: 
I've changed jobs a lot. 

I AM ON THE GO: 
I'm never at my desk

 

Rest Well, my Friend