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Laugh a Little
► Strangers have the best candy.
► Without ME, it's just AWESO.
► 668 -The neighbour of the beast.
► How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
► I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am
a vegetarian because I hate plants.
► What does it take for your Mom to get you out of
bed in the morning?
About 45 minutes.
► I like to sleep. That not only explains why I'm late
to school, but also my grades.
|From The Insurance Report:
► I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the
other side of the road when I struck him.
► The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run,
so I ran over him.
► I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he
bounced off the roof of my car.
► The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy
in a small car with a big mouth.
► I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was
later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
► The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting
to swerve out of its way, when it struck the front end.
► I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep
at the wheel and had an accident.
January 28th In Pop Culture History
► 1953 - J. Fred Muggs (a chimp) joined NBC's 'Today
► 1986 - Space Shuttle Challenger 10 exploded 73 sec
after liftoff, killing astronauts Michael J. Smith, Dick Scobee,
Ronald McNair, Ellison Onizuka, Gregory Jarvis, Judith Resnik
and schoolteacher Christa McAuliffe.
Now You Know...
|Elijah Wood (1981)
Joey Fatone (1977)
Nick Carter (1980)
Alan Alda (1936)
Mikhail Baryshnikov (1948)
Sarah McLachlan (1968)
Kathryn Morris (1969)
Barbi Benton (1950)
What is the ONLY English word that ends in "mt"?