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January
30th Celebrity Birthdays
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Christian Bale (1970)
Gene Hackman (1930)
Phil Collins (1951)
Vanessa Redgrave (1937)
Dick Cheney (1941)
Jake Thomas (1990)
Jody Watley (1959)
Wilmer Valderrama (1980)
Charles S. Dutton (1951)
Marty Balin (1943)
Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882) |
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January
30th's Questions and Answers
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Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made
safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon.
All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there
is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget
where the sun joins the fight
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are
well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets
an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
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January
30th's Famous Last Words
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| "It's strong enough
for both of us." |
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January
30th's Other True Facts
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► 1968 - The North
Vietnamese Army and the Viet Cong begin the Tet Offensive
► 1969 - The Beatles rooftop performance and recording
for Let It Be took place at Apple Records.
► 1973 - KISS plays their 1st show at the Coventry Club
in Queens New York.
► 2007 - Microsoft released Wimndows Vista. |
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