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January 30th
Joke and Trivia
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Letter of The
Day
Dear Junior:
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read
in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from
your home so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address,
as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when
they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm
not sure it works too well though. Last week I put a load in,
pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here, it only rained twice last week.
The first time it rained for three days and the second time
for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle
Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail
with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the
pockets.
We got another bill from the funeral home. They said if we didn't
make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes.
John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because
it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out
what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle.
If the baby is a girl your sister is going to name it after
me. She's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to
pull him but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated
and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Ralph
was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your
other two friends were in the back.
We think they drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate
down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much
has happened.
Love, Mom
PS I was going to send you some money, but the envelope was
already sealed.
If you are going through
hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston
Churchill
(1874-1965)
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January
30th
Birthdays: | Gene
Hackman (1930)
Dick Cheney (1941)
Wilmer Valderrama (1980)
Franklin
Delano Roosevelt (1882) | |
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