All-American Blonde Jokes of the Day
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! they spelled MACY'S wrong.

Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

U.S.A. Facts:
Capital: Washington, D.C.
Motto: "In God we trust"
Anthem: "The Star Spangled Banner"
Bird: thebald eagle
Flower: the rose

Fourth of July Presidential & American History:
Calvin Coolidge was born July 4, 1872
John Adams and Thomas Jefferson both died July 4, 1826
James Monroe died July 4, 1836 in Richmond, Virginia

On July 4, 1776, the Continental Congress approved the Declaration of Independence, solidifying the U.S.'s independence from Britain. Although it had been celebrated in one way or another since 1777, July 4 was declared a federal legal holiday in 1941. Around 1791, we started calling July 4th "Independence Day".

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776: John Hancock and Charles Thomson. The rest were mostly added on August 2nd of that year. The last person to sign it, Thomas McKean, got around to it in 1781.

Celebrating July 4th
This holiday is marked by fireworks, barbecues and parades. Previously called "rockets," the term "fireworks" was not established until 1777. Later fireworks that made noise were invented and dubbed "fire crackers" and in 1880 sparklers were created.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.