| Celebrities
Born Today: < |
Aviva
Farber (1984)
Jessica Simpson (1980)
Adrian Grenier (1976)
Sofia Vergara (1972)
Jesse Lacey (1978)
Nikola Tesla (1856)
Ronnie James Dio (1942 - 2010)
Bela Fleck (1958)
Arlo Guthrie (1947)
Gary LeVox (1970)
Arthur Ashe (1943)
Fred Gwynne (1926 - 1993) |
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| Neptune
completes its first full orbit since its discovery in 1846 today! |
| In
Honor of Jessica Simpson, A (Generic Funny Minority) Joke
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► A (Generic Funny Minority) holding a baby walks into
a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use the store's baby
scale.
"Sorry, ma'am," says the clerk. "Our baby scale
is broken. But we can figure the baby's weight if we weigh mother
and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother
alone, and subtract the second number from the first."
"Oh, that won't work," says the (Generic Funny Minority)
.
"Why not?" asks the clerk.
"Because," she answers, "I'm not the mother -
I'm the aunt." |
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| Today's
Advice: |
"A serious inventor always has a sledgehammer handy."
-Joe Hummel |