| Celebrities Born Today: < |
Omar
Epps (1973)
Josh Holloway (1969)
Sandra Oh (1971)
John Francis Daley (1985)
Carlos Santana (1947)
Natalie Wood (1938)
Gisele Bundchen (1980)
Diana Rigg (1939)
Julianne Hough (1988)
Elliott Yamin (1978)
Vitamin C (1969) |
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| July
20 Trivia: |
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► 1969 - Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin land on the moon.
"Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky." |
| July
20th - Working The Helpline |
Helpline: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help
you?"
Customer: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I
chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise
control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks."
Helpline: "Thanks for buying our car. How can I
help you?"
Customer: "How do I work it?"
Helpline: "Do you know how to drive?"
Customer:"Do I know how to what?"
Helpline: "Do you know how to drive?"
Customer: "I'm not a technical person! I just want
to go places in my car!"
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| On
Landing On The Moon: |
► For a long time, people thought the moon was made out
of cheese, which seemed obvious with holes they saw on it. When
Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed, it turned out to be hard,
like a rock.
Well, that's what happens when you leave cheese out. |
| Today's
Really Bad Joke: |
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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