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Mean Joke of the Year:
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July 20th
Joke and Trivia
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HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how
can I help you?"
CUSTOMER: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose
your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control,
power steering, power brakes, and power door locks."
HELPLINE: "Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?"
CUSTOMER: "How do I work it?"
HELPLINE: "Do you know how to drive?"
CUSTOMER: "Do I know how to what?"
HELPLINE: "Do you know how to drive?"
CUSTOMER: "I'm not a technical person! I just want to go
places in my car!"
Two
goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this
thing?"
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July
20th Birthdays: |
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Omar Epps (1973)
Sandra Oh (1971)
Carlos Santana (1947)
Natalie Wood (1938)
Gisele Bundchen (1980)
Diana Rigg (1939)
Sir Edmund Hillary (1919)
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