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► No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
► When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush
your hair.
► If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They
always catch the second person.
► Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.
► You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
► Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
► Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a
tic-tac.
► Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
► School lunches stick to the wall.
► You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of
milk.
► Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
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