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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Mark Wahlberg (1971)
Pete Wentz (1979)
Ron Livingston (1968)
Kenny G (1956)
Poncho Villa (1878)
Brian McKnight (1969) |
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June Trivia
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5th's Joke: |
► A (Generic
Funny Minority) and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news
one evening. The redhead bets the (Generic Funny Minority) $50
that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from
a 40 story building, will jump. "I'll take that bet,"
the (Generic Funny Minority) replied.
A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that
the man had, indeed, jumped form the building. The redhead,
feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns
to the (Generic Funny Minority) and tells her that she does
not need to pay the $50.
"No, a bet's a bet," the (Generic Funny Minority)
replies, "I owe you $50 dollars."
The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies "No, you
don't understand, I saw the 5:30 edition, so I knew how it was
going to turn out."
That's okay," the (Generic Funny Minority) replies, "I
saw it earlier too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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► The electric chair was invented by a dentist, Alfred
P. Southwick.
► A more expensive tennis racket will not make you
a better player.
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