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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Jimmy Jam (1959)
Danny Strong (1974)
Dalai Lama (1935)
Uncle Kracker (1974)
Robert Englund (1947 - PCM
Interview)
Harvey Fierstein (1954)
Paul Giamatti (1967)
Kirk Kerkorkian (1917)
Maria Montez (1912) |
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June Trivia
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6th's Joke: |
There were women waiting to be executed. A red-head, a brunette,
and a (Generic Funny Minority). It was an old-fashioned execution.
But, of course, these women didn't want to die, so they needed
a plan. The red-head said, "I have an idea... follow my
lead."
So, when it was time for the red-head's execution, the man put
on her blindfold and made her line up against a wall. "Do
you have any last words?" he asked. "No." she
replied.
"Ok then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."
"TORNADO!" the she yelled yelled out, pointing. The
gunmen all turned around, and she escaped!
The brunette and (Generic Funny Minority) saw this. So, when
it was time for the brunette's execution, the man put on a her
blindfold and made her line up against a wall. "Do you
have any last words?" he asked. "No." she replied.
"Ok then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."
"FLOOD!" the brunette yelled out, pointing. The gunmen
all turned around, and she escaped, too!
Now the (Generic Funny Minority) understood this. So, when it
was time for the (Generic Funny Minority) 's execution, the
man put on a her blindfold and made her line up against a wall.
"Do you have any last words?" he asked. "No."
she replied.
"Ok then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."
"FIRE!" |
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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| ► The cruise
liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon
of diesel that it burns. |
