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Joan Rivers (1933)
Maria Menounos (1978)
Barbara Bush (1925)
C.C. Beck (1910)
Frank lloyd Wright (1867)
Jerry Stiller (1929)
Scott Adams (1957)
Kanye West (1977)
Robert Preston (1918) |
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June Trivia
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"What's shaking
Norm?"
"All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
"What's new Normie?"
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're
demanding beer."
"What'd you like Normie?"
"A reason to live. Give me another beer."
"What'll you have Normie?"
"Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass
of whatever comes out of that tap."
"Looks like beer, Norm."
"Call me Mister Lucky."
"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
"What's the story Mr. Peterson?"
"The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the
happy ending."
"Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
"I know; if she calls, I'm not here."
"Beer, Norm?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good."
"What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"
"Whatcha up to Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall." |
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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