| Celebrities
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Warrior (wrestler) (1962)
Yasmine Bleeth (1968)
Stan Laurel (1890)
Diana DeGarmo (1987 - PCM
Interview)
Barbara Stynwyck (1907)
Jack Albertson (1907 - 1981)
Tupac Shakur (1971 - 1996)
Laurie Metcalf (1955)
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Lyrids
Meteor Shower
June 14-16
The Lyrids usually rain up to 10 meteors per hour during its
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| June
Trivia |
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| June
16th's Street Signs/Business Signs |
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► On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your
shorts."
► In a fire department waiting area: "If we see
you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."
► On maternity ward door: "Push, Push, Push."
► On a front door: "Everyone on the premises is
a vegetarian except the dog."
► At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see
what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
► On a scientist's door: "Gone Fission"
► In a taxidermist's window: "We really know our
stuff."
► In a podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
► In another butcher's window: "Pleased to meat
you."
► At a used car lot: "Second-hand cars in first
crash condition."
► On a fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
► At a car dealership: "The best way to get back
on your feet: Miss a car payment."
► Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary.
We'll hear you coming."
► Outside a Hotel: "Help Wanted. We need inn-experienced
people."
► At a dry cleaner's shop: "Drop your pants here
for fast attention."
► On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every
third salesman, and the second one just left."
► In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in
5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
► On a music teacher's door: "Out Chopin."
► On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick
byte."
► In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and
be hungry. Come in and get fed up."
► Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet. We
need to hear a pin drop."
► On the door of a music library: "Bach in a minuet."
► In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully.
We can wait."
► In a counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory.
Growing wise is optional."
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| In
Case You Didn't Know... |
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Butterflies taste with their feet |
| Today's
Celebrity Quote: |
"A
horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead."
- Stan Laurel |
