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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Carson Daly (1973)
Meryl Streep (1949)
Donald Faison (1947)
Steven Page (1970)
Dan Brown (1964)
Graham Greene (1952)
Lindsay Wagner (1949)
Bruce Campbell (1958 - PCM
Interview)
Cyndi Lauper (1953)
Todd Rundgren (1948)
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June Trivia
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22nd's Bad Jokes: |
► Did you
hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during
root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
► A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and
were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament
victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the
office and asked them to disperse. "But why?," they
asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I
can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
► A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a
bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew
of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely
5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the workday approached,
the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut
extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made
with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in
at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed,
"This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No, I'm sorry,"
replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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Experience is something you don't
get until just after you need it . |