| Celebrities Born Today: < |
Catherine
Bach (1954)
Tim Daly (1956)
Alan Thicke (1947)
Dirk Benedict (1945)
Roger Daltrey (1944)
Mark-Paul Gosselaar (1974 - PCM
Interview)
Glenn Miller (1904-1944)
Harry Belafonte (1927)
Ron Howard (1954)
Lana Wood (1946)
David Niven (1910-1983) |
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| March
1 Trivia: |
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► 1983 Swatch watches are introduced. I'm still looking
to replace my wife's black face, black band, black hands edition.
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| The
Ant and the Grasshopper |
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The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building
his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances
and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and
well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, and is left out in
the cold.
(There is a political comment in there somewhere...)
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| March
1st's Joke: |
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A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see
the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable
impulses.
"Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your
attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this
district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work,
and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned
into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays their rent,
which amounts to $400." "How terrible!" exclaimed the preacher's
wife.
"May I ask who you are?" The sympathetic visitor applied
his handkerchief to his eyes. "I'm the landlord," he sobbed.
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| Klingon
For Dummies: |
nuqneH
- What Do You Want? |
