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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Patsy Kinset (1968)
Chris Rea (1951)
Patricia Heaton (1959)
Mary Wilson (1944)
Steven Weber (1962)
Billy Gibbons (1950)
Bobby Womack (1944)
Chris Squire (1948)
John Garfield (1913-1952)
Catherine O'Hara (1954)
Emilio Estefan, Jr (1953)
Antonia Vivaldi (1678-1741) |
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4th's Joke: |
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If you saw a a Smart (Generic Funny Minority) , a Dumb
(Generic Funny Minority) , Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny
sitting at a table with $10,000,000 in the middle, who gets
the money?
Trick Question! The Dumb (Generic Funny Minority) , because
no one has ever seen a Smart (Generic Funny Minority) , Santa
Clause, or the Easter Bunny.
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4th's Sexist Observation: |
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I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent,
they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like
to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be
left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women
hate in a man, they love in a cat. |
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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How Can A Man Make His Marriage Work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like
a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
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