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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Mickey Dolenz (1945)
James Van Der Beek (1977)
Shawn Mullins (1968)
Freddie Prinze Jr (1976)
Kathy Ireland (1963)
Aiden Quinn (1959)
Dick Hyman (1927)
Andrea Parker (1969)
Cyd Charisse (1921)
Camryn Manheim (1961)
Lynn Redgrave (1943)
Alan hale, Jr (1918-1990)
Cynthia Rothrock (1957) |
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| March
8th's Joke: |
Two lions were strolling down Broadway.
One turned to the other and said "Not many people around
today, are there?" |
| March
8's Other Joke: |
A (Generically Funny Minority) named Brandi finds herself in
dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious
financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask
God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me.
I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going
to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays
"God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business,
my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again,
she prays..."My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost
my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving.
I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good
servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time
so I can get my life back in order.
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open
and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Brandi,
You have to meet me halfway on this... You have to buy a ticket."
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| Listening
To Other People's Thoughts... |
"Maybe I should feel bad about always taking the handicap
stall in the bathroom...
It's just so nice with all that room in there, though." |
