A man came home from work and sat in his recliner, happy to be home and relaxing after a long and hectic day at the office.

He called to his wife, "Honey, bring me a beer before it starts."

Somewhat irritated but willing to fulfill her hard-working husband's wish, she got a beer from the refrigerator and promptly delivered it to her reclining husband.  

He immediately began drinking it, and not more than fifteen minutes later he called to his wife a second time, "Honey, grab another beer for me before it starts."

Now truly annoyed but unwilling to get into an argument, the wife stomped into the kitchen, snatched a beer from the refrigerator and tossed it at her reclining husband as she walked past him.

Once again, he immediately began guzzling the beer, and about ten minutes later he called out to his wife a third time, "Honey, bring me another beer will you?  It's just about to start."

Now at the end of her rope, the wife stormed through the house into the kitchen, all the while speaking in an angry voice about how she was not put on this earth to be a slave to the opposite sex and that she was not going to be her husband's own personal bartender for the entire night.  She had had a long day too, and expected some peace and quiet for herself.  She jerked open the refrigerator, grabbed a beer, and slammed the refrigerator closed.  She finished ranting just about the time she reached her reclining husband and threw the third beer at him.

Satisfied, the husband opened the beer, took a large gulp of the frosty brew, and said, "Ahhh, just in time."

If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
        ---Stone Temple Pilots