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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Buckwheat 'Billie Thomas' (1931)
Barbara Feldon (1941)
Aaron Eckhart (1968)
James Taylor (1944)
Marlon Jackson (1957)
Pete Doherty (1979)
Lolene Everett (1985 - PCM
Interview)
Liza Minelli (1946)
Amelia Earhart (1905 - missing July 2, 1937)
Al Jarreau (1940) |
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| March
12th's Joke |
| Johan
is driving down I-95, and answers his cell phone. His panicked
wife called to warn him that some maniac was driving the wrong
was on that same highway. "I know," he replied, "but
it's not one car - there are hundreds of them!" |
| March
12th's Battle of the Sexes Joke: |
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday,
instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying
with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted
by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with
a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him.
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or
three days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday
came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling
went down just enough where he could see her a little out of
the corner of his left eye. |
| Listening
To Other People's Thoughts... |
" I used to have a
teacher who had pictures of gorillas on the wall saying "just
do it"
What the heck is that supposed to mean?"
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