| Celebrities
Born Today: < |
Quincy Jones (1933)
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Rick Dees (1950)
Billy Crystal (1947)
Jamie Bell (1986)
Michael Caine (1933)
Johann Strauß 'Strauss' (1804)
Chris Klien (1979)
Wolfgang Peterson (1941) |
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| Advice
For March 14th: |
Beware The Ides of March (March 15th)
William Shakespeare |
| March
14th's Jokes: |
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The sherrif went into the saloon and asked oaloud: "Has
anybody seen Brown paper jake? He wears a brown paper hat,
brown paper shirt and pants, brown paper boots and a long
brown paper waistcoat.
The bartender asked what he was wanted for.
The sherrif replied, "Rustlin'."
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A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the
movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written
report; he wanted video of his wife's activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat
down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than
professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man!
He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying
themselves at an outdoor cafe.
He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man
and his wife participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," the distraught husband
said.
The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right
up there on the screen!"
The husband replied, "I can't believe that my wife could
be so much fun!" |
| Today's
Celebrity Quote: |
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though
nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything
is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein |
