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Olesya
Rulin (1986)
Mia Hamm (1972)
Kurt Russell (1951)
Gary Sinese (1955)
Billy Corgan (1967)
Bobby JOnes (1902)
Leslie-Anne Down (1954)
Rob Lowe (1964)
Shemp Howard (1895)
Caroline Corr (1973)
Nat King Cole (1919) |
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| March
17th Trivia |
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► 1972 - Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon was released
► Why is March the 17th Saint Patrick's Day?
1. It was the day he died.
2. He was born on the 8th or 9th, and they compromised by
adding them together to the 17th.
► The original Lucky Charms cereal included, yellow
moons, green clovers, orage stars and pink hearts.
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| March
17th's Hahas: |
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DOE RE MI BEER,
by Homer J. Simpson.
DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FAR..... the distance to my beer
SO...... I think I'll have a beer...
LA...... La la la la la la beer
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...(Looks into an empty glass)
D'OH!
"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants
us to be happy."
- Benjamin Franklin
"...to alcohol, the cause of and solution
to all life's problems"
- Homer Simpson
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| Cheers!
It's Norm Peterson Jokes Time! |
"How's
it going Mr. Peterson?"
"Poor."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"No, I mean POUR!"
"How's life treating you Norm?"
"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
"Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer-nuts."
"What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."
"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk
Bone underwear."
"What's the story Norm?"
"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
"What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
"The question is what's going IN, Mr. Peterson?
"A beer please, Woody."
"Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No. For a stupid question" |
| March
17th's Other Joke: |
The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the
piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which
the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around
the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak
offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one.
After slamming several beers in quick succession (as bass violinists
are prone to do), one of them looked at his watch. "Hey!
We need to get back!"
"No need to panic," said a fellow bassist. "I
thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few
pages of the conductor's score together with string. It'll take
him a few minutes to get it untangled."
A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall
and took their places in the orchestra. About this time, a member
of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and
said as much to her companion.
"Well, of course," said her companion. "Don't
you see? It's the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and
the bassists are loaded." |
