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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Jason Kidd (1973)
Keri Russell (1976)
Moses Malone (1954)
Amanda PLummer (1957)
Ric Ocasek (1949)
Akira Kurosawa (1910 - 1998)
Chaka Khan (1953)
Joan Crawford (1905 - 1977) |
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| Heard
in the Classroom: |
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"The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon.
Water tends to go towards the moon, because there is no water
in the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where
the sun joins in this fight." |
| March
23rd's Joke: |
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A guy has just died and he's at the pearly gates, waiting
to be admitted, while St. Peter leafs through his Big Book,
to see if the guy is worthy. He goes through the Book several
times. Finally, he furrows his brow and says to the guy, "You
know, I can't see that you ever did anything really bad in
your life, but you never did anything really good either.
If you can point to even one really good deed -- you're in."
"Well," says the guy, "What about the time
I was driving down the highway and saw a group of 50 punks
assaulting some poor girl? I got out of my car, grabbed a
tire iron out of my trunk, and walked up to their leader --
a huge guy, with a studded leather jacket and a chain running
from his nose to his ear.
As I walked up to the leader, the punks formed a circle around
me. So, I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed
him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned and yelled
at the rest of them, "Leave this poor innocent girl alone!
You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before
I teach you a all a lesson in pain!''
"Wow!" St. Peter, exclaimed, impressed. "And
when did this happen?"
"Oh, about three minutes ago."
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| It's
True! |
The more you know,
the less you understand.
- Tao Te Ching |
