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Laugh a Little
A soldier was stationed abroad and received a "Dear
John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read:
"Dear Dave, I can no longer continue our relationship.
The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that
I have cheated twice, since you've been gone, and it's not
fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture
of me that I sent you. Love, Kim."
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers
for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture
of Kim, Dave included all the other pictures of pretty girls
he had collected from his buddies. There were 43 photos in
the envelope along with a note that read: "Dear Kim,
I'm so sorry but I can't remember who you are. Please take
your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take care, Dave."
"I was out on a date recently and the guy took me horseback
riding. That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters."
- Susie Loucks
"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three
husbands. Two of them were just napping."
- Rita Rudner
March 24th In Pop Culture History
► 1989 - The Exxon Valdez, captained by Joseph Jeffrey
Hazelwood, hit Prince William Sound, spilling 11,000,000 gallons
of Alaskin crude oil.
About College Degrees:
|Bob Mackie (1940)
R. Lee Ermey (1944)
Lara Flynn Boyle (1970)
Louie Anderson (1953)
Sharon Corr (1970)
Robert Carradine (1954)
Alyson Hannigan (1974)
Star Jones Reynolds (1962)
Annabella Sciorra (1964)
Fatty Arbuckle (1887)
Nick Lowe (1949)
Norman Fell (1924 - 1998)
Harry Houdini 'Erik Weisz' (1874)
Steve McQueen (1930 - 1980)
Roscue "Fatty" Arbuckle (1887 - 1933)
|► Engineering: "How
will this work?"
► Science: "Why will this work?"
► Management: "When will this work?"
► Liberal Arts: "Do you want fries with that?"