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Alyson
'Aly' Michalka (1989)
Juvenile (1976)
Jason castro (1987)
Bonnie Bedelia (1948)
Danika Patrick (1982)
Anita Bryant (1940)
Elton John (1947)
'Reginald Kenneth Dwight' (1947)
Aretha Franklin (1942)
Gloria Steinem (1934)
Brenda Song (1960)
Lark Voorhies (1974)
Sarah Jessica Parker (1965)
Hoyt Axton (1938 - 1999)
Paul Michael Glaser (1943)
Lisa Guy Hamilton (1964)
Marcia Cross (1962)
Simone Signoret (1921)
Gene Shalit (1932) |
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Secrets: |
A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has
a scapegoat.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment. |
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25th's Joke: |
One day there was a man who was walking through the forest and
got lost. He wandered around for over a week, and was beginning
to starve.
He spotted a Bald Eagle who had just caught a fish and chased
it, hoping to get it to drop the fish so he could eat it. Then
he saw the bird land on a tree stump not far from him, so he
picked up a stone to toss at it--hoping the bird would be frightened
and fly away without the fish. But, weak as he was, his aim
was off and he hit the poor bird square on the head, and killing
it.
"Well," he thought to himself, "no sense letting
it go to waste, if I leave it here it will just rot, and it
could save my life if I eat it."
So, he built himself a little fire--using a couple of stones-
-and cooked the eagle to eat. While it was cooking a ranger
stumbled upon the man, and when he saw what he was up to, he
immediately arrested him--because as you know, that is quite
illegal!
The man told the ranger what had happened, and asked for a trial
so he could explain the situation to a judge.
So, the day of his trial he told the judge, "Please your
Honor, it was a life or death situation! I was lost and starving,
and I didn't mean to harm the bird--I only wanted the fish!
And when I accidentally killed it, well, I felt terrible but
couldn't see any reason to let it go to waste!"
The judge listened to the man's story and deemed him, "Not
guilty, on the grounds of extenuating circumstances."
The man was very grateful, and thanked the judge for his fairness.
Then, the judge leaned over and quietly asked the man, "Just
between you and me, what DOES a Bald Eagle taste like anyway??"
The man contemplated this for a moment and then spoke, "Well,
it's kind of hard to explain... but, I would say somewhere between
a California Condor and a Spotted Owl." |
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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Duct tape is like The Force:
it has a light side, a dark side,
and it holds the universe together |
