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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Diana
Ross (1944)
T.R. Knight (1973)
Dean Dillon (1955)
Jennifer Grey (1960)
Amy Smart (1976)
Vicki Lawrence (1949)
James Caan (1940)
Chico Marx (1886)
Martin Short (1950)
Teddy Pendergrass (1950)
Sandra Day O'Connor (1930)
Alan Arkin (1934)
Kenny Chesney (1968)
Leonard Nimoy (1931)
Leeza Gibbons (1957)
Teddy Pendergrass (1950 - 2010)
Johnny Crawford (1946)
Steven Tyler (1948)
Michael Imperioli (1966)
Keira Knightly (1985)
Stother Martin (1919 - 1980)
Sterling Hayden (1916)
Tennessee Williams (1911 - 1983) |
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| March
26th's One Liners (keep them handy) |
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work
that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his
level and beat you with experience.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still
on the list.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before
the police.
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting
it in a fruit salad.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should
both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more
than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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| March
26th's Joke: |
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultrahigh security, super
secret base in New Mexico, known simply as "Area 51?"
Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51
were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret"
base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the
pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got lost,
and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel.
The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot
and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot
really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane,
gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing,
complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison,
told him Las Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading,
and sent him on his way.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same
Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the
plane. Only this time there were two people in the plane!
The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want
to me, but my wife is in the plane and YOU tell her where I
was last night!" |
| Today's
Random Celebrity Quote... |
If
God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that way.
- Mark Twain |
