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March 26th
Joke and Trivia
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You've all heard of the Air Force's
ultrahigh security, super secret base in New Mexico, known
simply as "Area 51?"
Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area
51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret"
base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the
pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got
lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out
of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check
on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot
really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane,
gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing,
complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in
prison, told him Las Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such
a heading, and sent him on his way.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the
same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded
the plane. Only this time there were two people in the plane!
The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you
want to me, but my wife is in the plane and YOU tell her where
I was last night!"
If God had meant for us
to be naked, we'd have been born that way.
- Mark Twain
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