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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Julia Stiles (1981)
Reba McEntire (1955)
Brett Ratner (1969)
Vince Vaughn (1970)
Lady Gaga (1986 - PCM
Interview)
(Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta)
Dianne Wiest (1948)
Dirk Bogarde (1921)
Curt 'Mr Perfect' Henning (1958 - 2003)
Annie Wesching (1977)
Mr. Cheeks (1971)
Shanna Moakler (1975)
Rodney Atkins (1969)
Ken Howard (1944)
Freddie Batholomew (1924-1992) |
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28th's Joke: |
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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these
alternating recurring dreams.
First I'm a tepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a tepee; then
I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."
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28th's 'Husband Quotes': |
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to
forget it once.
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry
done for free.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through
life thinking they had no faults at all.
If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it
cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't
know son, I'm still paying! |
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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There are two times when a man doesn't understand
his wife:
1. Before marriage
2. After marriage.
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