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March 29th
Joke and Trivia
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name
was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to
interrupt her.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring,
and suffering.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on
the TV?" I said," Dust!"
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created
man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither
God nor man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.
A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo
Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your will
power."
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad:
That happens in every country, son
A woman has the last
word in any argument.
Anything a man says after
that is the beginning of a new argument.
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March 28th
Birthdays:
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Lucy Lawless (1968)
Eric Idle (1943)
M.C. Hammer (1962)
Marina Sirtis (1960)
John Tyler (1790)
Pearl Bailey (1918) |
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