| Celebrities Born Today: < |
John Astin (1930)
Paul Reiser (1957)
Astrud Gilberto (1940)
Warren Beatty (1937)
Anna Nalick (1984)
Eric Clapton (1945)
Robbie Coltrane (1950)
Celine Dion (1968)
Piers Morgan (1965)
Vincent van Gogh (1853 - 1890)
Peter Marshall (1926)
Ian Ziering (1964)
Norah Jones (1979)
Tracy Chapman (1964)
Lene Lovich (1949)
MC Hammer (1962)
Juliet Landau (1965)
Paul Wall (1980)
Frankie Laine (1913 - 2007) |
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| March
30th's Sign of the Times: |
The road by my house was in bad condition. Every day I dodged
potholes on the way to work, so I was relieved to see a construction
crew working on the road one morning.
Later, on my way home, I noticed the men were gone and no improvement
in the road. But where the crew had been working stood a new,
bright-yellow sign with the words "Rough Road." |
| March
30th's Joke: (it might be true) |
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A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and
demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier
put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that
he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier
to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and
said "Because I don't believe you are over 21."
The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give
it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the
robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave
it to the clerk.
The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact
over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then
ran from the store with his loot.
The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name
and address of the robber that he got off the license. They
arrested the robber two hours later.
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| In
Case You Didn't Know... |
| Any
married man should forget his mistakes,
- there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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| Today's
Birthday Boy Celebrity Quote: |
You've
achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what
you're doing is work or play.
- Warren Beatty |
