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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Lance
Bass (1979)
Heather Kozer (1976)
Audery Hepburn (1929 - 1993)
Mike Dirnt (1972)
Pia Zadora (1954)
Ana Gasteyer (1967) |
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May Trivia
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4th's Joke: |
Three mothers are sitting on a park bench in Miami Beach talking
about how much their sons love them.
Sadie says, "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my
living room? My son, Arnold, bought that for me for my 75th
birthday. What a good boy he is and how much he loves his mother."
Minnie says, "You call that love? You know the Eldorado
Cadillac I just got for Mother's Day? That's from my son Bernie.
What a doll."
Shirley says, "That's nothing. You know my son Stanley?
He's in analysis with a psychoanalyst on Park Ave. Five session
a week. Three hundreds dollars an hour! And what does he talk
about? Me." |
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Case You Didn't Know...
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In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with
clubs and yelled, it was called 'witchcraft.'
T oday, in civilized society, it is called 'golf.' |
