Cinco de Mayo

Wisdom teeth

One day, a man and his wife walked into a dentist's office and the gentleman asked how much it would cost to extract wisdom teeth.
"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.
"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?
The wife sat, silent, a little embarrassed by her husband's price negotiations.
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock it down to $60."
"That's still too expensive," the man says.
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20."
"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."
"Hmmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10."
"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"

The little lump of flesh just forward of your ear canal, right next to your temple, is called a tragus