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Two
blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of
their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to
get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat
hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend
said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and
the top is down."
One evening a preschooler, Kristel,
and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting.
Kristel asked, "Daddy, you're
the boss of the house, right?"
Her father proudly replied, "Yes,
I am the boss of the house."
Upon hearing this Kristel added,
"Because Mommy put you in charge, right Daddy?"
Odd math facts # 3.14:
111,111,111, x 111,111,111
=
12,345,678,987,654,321.
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There
are two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle
The other is as though everything
is a miracle.
Albert Einstein
(1879-1955)
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