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George
Carlin (1937)
Vanessa Williams (1963)
Stephen Baldwin (1966)
Jason Biggs (1978)
Burt Bacharach (1928)
Tony Hawk (1968)
Katherine Hepburn (1907)
Emilio Estevez (1962)
Kim Fields (1969) |
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| May
Trivia |
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| May
12th's
Questions © George Carlin |
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?
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Does killing time damage eternity?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why is it called lipstick if you can still move
your lips?
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Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
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Why is the third hand on the watch called a second
hand?
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking
for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
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Daylight savings time - why are they saving it
and where do they keep it?
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Do you think that when they asked George Washington
for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
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Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
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| In
Case You Didn't Know... |
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. |