| Celebrities Born Today: < |
Tina Fey (1970)
Jack Johnson (1975)
George Strait (1952)
Frank Capra (1897 - 1991)
Big Joe Turner (1911)
Tsar Nicholas II (1868)
Bill Everette (1917)
Chow Yun-Fat (1955)
Pope John Paul II (1920 - 2005)
Perry Como (1912 - 2001) |
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| May
18th's Jokes: |
Noah opens up the ark and let all the animals out, telling them
to "Go forth and multiply." He's closing the great
doors of the ark when he notices that there are two snakes sitting
in a dark corner.
So he says to them, "Didn't you hear me? You can go now.
Go forth and multiply."
"We can't," said the snakes, "We're adders."
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A
cop pulls over a guy.
"Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?"
"Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed
- have you been eating doughnuts?" |
| Famous
Last Words... |
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"It's probably just a rash." |
