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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Patti LaBelle (1944)
Bob Dylan (1941)
John C. Reilly (1965)
Alfred Molina (1953)
Jim Broadbent (1949)
Heavy D (1967)
Billy Gilman (1988)
Queen Victoria (1819)
Frank Oz (1944)
Tommy Chong (1938)
Priscilla Presley (1945)
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May Trivia
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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You
can't bring that dog in here."
"You don't understand," says the man. "This
is no regular dog, he can talk."
"Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that
dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks."
The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What's
on top of a house?"
"Roof!"
"Right, and what's on the outside of a tree?"
"Bark!"
"And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"
"Ruth!"
"I guess you've heard enough," says the man. "I'll
take the hundred in twenties."
The bartender is furious. "Listen, pal," he says,
"get out of here before I belt you."
As soon as they're on the street, the dog turns to the man
and says, "Do you think I should
have said 'DiMaggio'?"
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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The term "the whole 9 yards" came not from football but from
W.W.II fighter pilots in the Pacific. When arming their airplanes
on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured
exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the
pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9
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