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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs That Lays On Your Porch?
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Matt!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Hanging on the Wall?
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Art!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Stuck In A Forest Fire?
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Bernie!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs In A Quarry?
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Rocky!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Holding Down A Railroad
Tie?
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Spike!
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What
Do You Call The Electrician With No Arms and No Legs?
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Sparky!
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What
Do You call The Dog With No Arms and No Legs?
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It Doesn't Matter,
He Won't Come!
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What
Do You Call The Cat With No Arms And No Legs?
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Dog Food!
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What
Do You Call The Creature With No Arms And No Legs Living
In a Lake?
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A Fish!
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Where
would you find a Horse with no arms and no legs?
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Right Where You Left Him!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms And No Legs In That Same Lake?
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Bob!
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What
Do You call That Same Lake Guy 7 Days Later?
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Fish Food!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs With His Torso Just
Touching That Lake?
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Doc
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Resting On A Podium?
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Mike!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Under The Car?
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Jack!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs You Found In Your Mailbox?
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Bill!
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Who's
The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Resting On The Beach?
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Sandy!
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Who's
The Girl With One Leg Shorter Than The Other?
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Eileen!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Flying Out Of The Ballpark?
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Homer!
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Who's
The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Grill?
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Patty!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Grill
With Her?
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Frank!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Is Alway Open And
Honest?
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That Would Be Frank Too!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs On The Pile Of Leaves?
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Russell
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Who's
The Guy With No Feet?
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Neil!
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Who's
The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Who Catches Butterflies
By Herself?
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Annette!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Kitchen
Shelf?
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Herb!
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Who's
The Girl With No Arms and No Legs On The Kitchen Shelf
With Him?
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Pam!
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Who's
The Other With No Arms and No Legs In The Kitchen, Near
The Sink?
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Dawn!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Decides How To
Divvy Up The Dead Guy's Stuff?
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Will!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs That Got Sick On The
Roller Coaster?
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Ralph!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Involved With Many
Pro and Amature Sports?
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Jim!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs They Keep Dipping In
The Water?
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Duncan!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Emptied The Tub?
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Duane!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Helps The President
Tell Congress "No"?
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Vito!
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Who's
The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Who Feels Like She's
Practically Worthless?
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Penny!
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Who's
The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting In The Bathroom?
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John!
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Who's
The Wealthiest Guy In The World With No Arms and No
Legs?
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Rich!
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There was a man who got into a car
accident.
He was soon rushed to the hospital. The left side of his
body was completely paralyzed.
The doctor said, "He was
going to be all right."
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