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A (Generic Funny Minority) had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.
Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage
without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the
state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped.
"Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on
by an elephant.
Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine!" the (Generic Funny Minority) chirped.
Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer
asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the (Generic Funny Minority)
began.
"I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere
this TREE pops up in front of me.
So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree!
I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree!
I swerved to the right and there was another tree!
I swerved to the left and there was ..."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off
... "there isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles.
That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
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