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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Emma
Stone (1988)
Ethan Hawke (1970)
Thandi Newton (1972)
Lamar Odom (1979)
John Philip Sousa (1854)
Lori Singer (1957)
Glenn Frey (1948)
Rebecca Romijin-Stamos (1972)
Sally Field (1946) |
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November
6th's Advice:
Ten Things To Say When Caught Sleeping At Your
Desk:
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► "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"► This is just a 15 minute power-nap as recommended
in that time management course you sent me to."
► "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out.
You probably got here just in time."
► "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
► "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
► "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related
stress."
► "The coffee machine is broken..."
► "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
► "...in Jesus' name. Amen." |
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A
Mother and Child...
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A mother was showing her boy how to zip up his coat. "The
secret," she said, "is to get the left part of the
zipper to fit in the other side before you try to zip it up."
The boy looked at her quizzically... "Why does it have
to be a secret?" |
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November
6th's Terminology Lesson:
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► Politics: Poly (many) + ticks (bloodsucking parasites)
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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"paradigm" is pronounced "PAIR-A-DIME" |
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You
Mama Is So Fat
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Yo
mama is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next
to everyone
(More Yo Mama Is So Fat
Jokes) |
