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The following are allegedly actual stories
provided by travel agents...
- A woman called and said, "I need to fly
to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if
she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said,
"Yeah, whatever."
- A businessman called and had a question about the documents
he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion
about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I
don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have
one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay
required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've
been to China four times and every time they have accepted
my American Express."
- A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from
Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York." The agent was at a loss
for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name
of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the
customer. After some searching, the agent came back with,
"I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the
country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer
retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is.
Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New
York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?
Whenever
I drive by people on bicycles, I think to myself "ha
ha, I have a car."
Today my car broke down and, as I was walking, a guy on a
bicycle passed me.
You know what he was thinking?
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