| Celebrities
Born Today: < |
Christina
Applegate (1971)
Amy Grant (1960)
John Lehr (1965 - PCM
Interview)
Ricardo Montalban (1920-2009)
Ben Stein (1944)
Jenna/Barbara Bush (1981)
Noel Neill (1920)
Joe DiMaggio (1914)
John Larroquette (1947) |
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| Partial
solar eclipse in Antarctica. |
| November
Etiquette |
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► A centerpiece for the table should never be anything
prepared by a taxidermist.
► Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter
how good his manners are.
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| November
25th's Joke: |
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A guy goes to walk into a fancy nightclub, and the doorman says,
"Sorry, but you have to have a tie, any kind of tie, a
necktie, bow tie, whatever."
The guy goes back out to his car, and all he has is a pair
of jumper cables. He ties them in a bow around his neck, goes
back up to the door of the club, and says, "Is this okay?"
The doorman says, "Ok, you can come in, but don't start
anything."
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| Scouting
Insight: |
A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in
the desert. "What are the three most important things you
should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?"
he asked.
Several hands went up, and many good ideas were suggested such
as food, matches, etc.
Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand. "Yes
Timmy, what are the three most important things you would bring
with you?" asked the Scout Master.
Timmy replied: "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck
of cards."
"Why's that Timmy?"
"Well," answered Timmy, "the compass is to find
the right direction, the water is to prevent dehydration..."
"And what about the deck of cards?" asked the Scout
Master.
"Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, someone
is bound to come up behind you and say, "Put that red nine
on top of that black ten!" |
| Essay
Writing Tip: |
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One-word sentences?
Eliminate.
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