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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Barney
John Blutarsky
Treehorse McGhettigan
William Bloody |
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Dear
Tide Detergent:
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Dear Makers of Tide:
I have always used your product ever since my college days,
because mom says it was the best. Anyhow, one weekend about
a month ago, I was at my girlfriend's place, wearing my new
white shirt. Much to my chagrin, I spilled some red wine on
my white shirt. She made a comment about my drinking problem,
one thing lead to another, and soon I had her blood all over
my not-so-nice white shirt. I tried washing it with her detergent,
and it just didn't do the trick. So, on my way home, I stopped
at the store and picked up a box of new Ultra Tide. It washed
the stain so well that the DNA tests were entirely inconclusive!
I can't praise your product enough. Thank you for saving
my life! I must go now... I also have to send my praise to
the makers of Hefty garbage bags...
Thanks again!
John Smith
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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Seven years of college
down the drain.
John "Bluto" Blutarsky
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Today's
Sage Advice:
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Fools aren't born.
Pretty girls make them in their spare time.
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The
Golfer and the Caddie:
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Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than
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