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► GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the
poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
► CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it
out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet
paper.
► WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe
your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have
to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear
so you won't ruin them with stains.
► SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when
you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to
your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
► POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE:
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically
have a stroke.
► LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie
that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking
it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
► GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone
within earshot is giggling.
► DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie
you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's
most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the
toilet.
► CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
► GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The
kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the
toilet and fart a few times.
► SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts
so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
► WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump):
The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed
with water.
► THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses
to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing
it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
► THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even
at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart,
but *oops* --- a poopie!
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