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"The
Poopie list"
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where
you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the
toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie
it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the
toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you
wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you
have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear
so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens
when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up
to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some
more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE:
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically
have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind
of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first
breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy,
that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of
poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking.
It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom
of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE:
The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on
the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where
it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you
sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump):
The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed
with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie
refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing
it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not
even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart,
but *oops* --- a poopie!
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